Things I've learned from my infant (so far)

1. Milk is so delicious you can live off of it.
2. You sleep much more soundly next to someone who loves you.
3. Sometimes you just need your mom.
4. The back of our couch is beyond interesting.
5. My hair can entertain for hours (ok, minutes).
6. Talking to yourself can be insanely (pun intended) cute.
7. One little smile really can change someone's day.
8. Sometimes crying is the only way to communicate.
9. If you're feeling overwhelmed, just close your eyes and go to sleep.
10. Sometimes you just need your dad.

And finally, one thing I already knew but has been confirmed:
Naps are the best thing since sliced bread.